http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-bes t.php?page=5

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you have to remove the space between pos and t

i mean "bes" and "t"

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/4433671/

No, that semi-nude lego man truly does think rape can be justified. It's horrible, I know.

You can tell he's put a lot of thought into it. A LOT of thought. Masturbation is what I'm implying, evil rape-themed masturbation.

I used to play with legos.
I mean. They told me that I was playing with them, but I felt like they were playing with me. :-(

Forgot my rating

I think that means we can rape you. I'm not a lawyer though.

Instead of raping the rapist, could you just jump in and stop him?

I mean, there will always be enough time for raping him later...

Guys, that was a joke. I was trying to show how contrived this line of reasoning is.

Well, you certainly trolled me with the second scenario, as that one is way to close for comfort with the "ticking time-bomb" line of reasoning that the torture apologetics use.

But yeah, don't worry. I know you are not actually positing these justifications as a serious point of discussion, it was just that your first scenario had some sort of catch-22 that made me picture an infinity-long man-train of rapists-raping-rapists.

Don't knock it! I've read that the entire human population may have been down to around 1000 or some low number like that. We may be that secluded, inbred race.

i mean, yes, we clearly didn't start off with billions of people in our population, but i'm talking more like genetic deformities and "founder effects" found in closed or "bottleneck" communities, like ... the amish. (dont get me wrong, i love the amish, but...)

my favorite sounding disorder is
"digital integer deficiency"

Let's put it this way: Would we really want to continue the human race if the only males left are genetic miscalculations like this guy?

I love how internet rape-fan instantly goes to a big black man as the rapist. Perfect.

The next scenario is possibly even better. "Let's call her Sarah." Yeah man, I bet there's an attractive girl at your school named Sarah.

This is like my favorite video in weeks because I know this stuck-up bitch and raping the shit out of her would be a real wake-up call

"How do you stop a group of big black men from raping a white chick?"

"Throw 'em a basketball!"

ZING!

You don't seem the type to suddenly censor your swearing

Is everything okay at home

just to be clear, it wasn't just an arbitrary rape assist,
but a justified, angry nerd-revenge rape assist.
so.... it was okay. right?

Guy's trolling. Clues: the out-of-the-blue inclusion of a black man, the "let's call her Sarah" to make it sound like personal experience, the final sentence. There are just too many bits that seem to be there just to get people agitated and not to make any particular point. Not that I'm complaining; the guy's a craftsman.

I don't know Bort, some people on the internet are genuinely crazy.

i dunno its a tossup.

Oh, I don't doubt there are genuine crazies out there. I just see places where it looks like the author said, "I haven't introduced any new reason to piss people off in a couple sentences; how about if I specify that the Justice Rapist is black?" So to me at least, it looks like it was crafted to offend.

i want to believe

To me, the inclusion of it being a black man is more "This is my secret masturbation fodder" than race baiting.

"You cannot beat them. Their incessant nagging. Their never ending supply of cats. Their Lifetime Channel brainwashing. And last, but not least, they have all been recalibrated to the same menstrual cycle! Their tampons will blot out their Vajayjays!!"

"Then I guess we'll rape 'em in the pooper."

also i'm pretty sure that scenario three takes up more than 1%

I'm going with brilliant troll, but both are possible I suppose.