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The first minute is teaching an important lesson: you can't negotiate with a dachshund. This is an impossible thing to do, because dachshunds don't care about you or your opinions.
2 minutes of people who think dogs understand English.
Oh they understand.
Now what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
Theft dog eyes.
Jesus just let the dog have the pizza.
Fuck no, that dog is smart enough to know it did wrong. Smack it HARD on the ass while taking away the pizza.
There are dachshunds in this video.
Nobody in this video has thought anything through. Except the two dogs who got yummy treats.
Four stars for naming a dachshund Gudrun.
Is it not blatantly obvious what I've done? And I'll tell you something, you cow. I'd do it again.
Dogs: a pain up the arse to train and also come with pleading dog eyes.
And daschunds have some of the pleadingist puppy-dog eyes amongst dog breeds. I mean, just look at the preview image. Damn.
What is that pizza made of?
The pepperoni slices and cheese don't come off even after two dog gnawed at them and the crust doesn't look as if it started to soften at all even being drenched in dog drool.
It is day-old pizza, and it is the greatest meal ever.
What does she plan to do with the pizza slice once she gets it out of the hounds mouth?
throw it away
I'd have to go with throwing away, too.
All signs point to throwing it away.
The "price" gave it five stars.
There are no outcomes where the humans win, but some outcomes let Gudrun win, so there's no reason not to let Gudrun have the pizza other than spite.