if i were a man i would shave one armpit, half my crotch, crop circles in my back, and a cow on my chest.

i would then send pictures of this to gillette crying,

"DEAR LORD WHAT DID I DO WRONG? I DONT THINK YOUR INSTRUCTIONS WERE HELPFUL ENOUGH! LOOK UPON WHAT YOU WROGHT."

I'm a huge fag that doesn't even remember what it's like to have armpit hair I've been shaving them for so long.

Feels good man.

Chest and back I can understand. The others are questionable at best.

Please tell me there's a shaving-your-ass video out there. They've already covered shaving your balls, so it's not like it would be shocking or anything.