Put them in a blender to make a delightful pizza shake to guzzle as you eat a big fat pile of more pizza bagels! Buy now and get a free angioplasty balloon!
The tenacity of this jingle is truly awe inspiring.
I don't think I've actually heard this damn song since 1997 but I still sing it to myself occasionally.
I like that they advertise pizza in bed. Pizza in a greasy, stained bed at three in the morning whilst distantly watching Tour of Duty on a portable TV and worrying about your health.