A shoutout to G4, for making fun of me on national television.

Way to slam that giant bottle o fbitchbeer. Keep living the dream, you crazy fat man.

We need to start tagging videos by picking the most appropriate of the 7 Deadly Sins.

E.g. Gluttony edges out Sloth in this case, since the video is mainly about chugging, whereas his obesity is secondary.

Damnit, America.

A dude with neck fat chugged a huge watermelon style vodkaless vodka drink for, what? His fallen nerd homies?

INTERNET

Hup'YELIKTIT

...is he INTENTIONALLY trying to do a bad Pee Wee Herman impression?

(Also: is watermelon Smirnoff Ice the official drink of fat fucking shutins? it seems to be a recurring theme.)

Not even 5% vodka, but, really, I can't drink water that fast. You earned your five, kid.

We need a "Living the dream" tag.

this is the pizza roll guy right?

5 stars because he sounds sick and weak in this video which is how I'd expect him to be by now.

Whelp, I hope the full-blown diabetes was worth it.

At least he wasn't making a whiskey face, unlike a certain fat slob who shall remain nameless.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29648

wow you sure showed us

God Bless the internet.

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cool vid bro

Maybe if he used a piece of hose to bong it his delicate stomach could handle real beer and not Jolly Rancher flavored malt beverage.

Consume-a-tron consumed.

Titillating.

Hope you likccht it!

this video's title is pretty misleading

I'm not much of a drinker, so I don't mean this to sound cavalier, but chugging Smirnoff Ice doesn't really seem all that "Edgy."

Told u he was hardcore etc etc...

Jesus, I can't drink half of one of those things without getting a stomach ache from the sugar.