|theSnake - 2009-06-01 |
I am tingling with anticipation for Enjoy's last tag to be linked when this comes out. God this looks lame.
|splatterbabble - 2009-06-01 |
Not for use in apartments, around furniture, under ceiling fans, around UV-light emission sources, or pets. We will watch you and listen to you to ensure these terms are met. Have a nice day.
|La Loco - 2009-06-01 |
This looks like one of those gay "wouldn't it be cool if we made this but the technology don't exist yet" commericals.
I furiously masterbate at the possibility of new technology, but even I'm calling bullshit.
You know what, I rated this because enjoy posted this without the slightest hint of sarcasm
But the real evil is that this was made by a bunch of clueless marketing douchebags, and now some poor engineering team will be blamed if they cannot deliver this miracle product for 99.95.
|Mike Tyson?! - 2009-06-01 |
Guess what will be NOTHING like this?
|RoyCastle - 2009-06-01 |
** actual video games pending **
|Udderdude - 2009-06-01 |
Kid owns a skateboard, yet is lame enough to stay inside and play a 360 game with a graphic of his skateboard in it, by scraping his foot across the floor.
|detc - 2009-06-01 |
Can't wait for the reports of people misjudging distance and kicking over their TV's.
|RomancingTrain - 2009-06-01 |
Remember when they said the Wii would do this?
|chairsforcheap - 2009-06-01 |
why all the downvotes? this is PURE evil... it looks like the everything is terrible guys edited this
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-06-01 |
Wow, that camera could see images through his hands!
I can't wait to get frustrated as a camera struggles to understand whether I want to change a tire or open the menu.
|Hooker - 2009-06-01 |
It's like the Wii, but with the added humilation of charades!
|fatatty - 2009-06-01 |
I think I've seen this before. This might actually work.
This was a horrible presentation though.
|Sudan no1 - 2009-06-01 |
|Comeuppance - 2009-06-01 |
I have never seen so much bullshit in my life.
|oddeye - 2009-06-01 |
The fuck is wrong with using a controller??
"You have to use your hands? It's a baby's toy!"
|Deconvolution - 2009-06-02 |
"Product vision: actual features and functionality may vary."
|socialist_hentai - 2009-06-02 |
I can't wait for the righteous nerd indignation when this thing pulls a "wii"
|Meerkat - 2009-06-02 |
WOOHOO DO ALL THE WORK OF CHANGING A TIRE AND NOT GET PAID
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-06-02 |
Hee, fuckin', larryus. This is actually a pretty funny joke. Makes me want to buy an Aspergerific flight sim and all the assorted PHYSICAL cockpit replica hardware.
|sosage - 2009-06-02 |
Even if this is understating what it can do, Microsoft is banking on game developers not being run by the creatively lazy.
Oh yeah. 5 for thinking changing a tire is fucking fun. I JUST got home from 8 hours of changing tires at my shitty garage job. Thanks Microsoft!
|fluffy - 2009-06-02 |
I love how they have apparently also perfected voice recognition, speech synthesis, and teleconferencing, all for a consumer-grade piece of hardware.
yeah I cannot WAIT for the live tech demo
"delete that. delete that. delete that."
|Toenails - 2009-06-02 |
Guess I finally now do a 360 and walk away.
|BiggerJ - 2009-06-02 |
It's a camera? Damn. And I was so looking forward to Microsoft announcing a new motion-sensing controller at E3 while physically being right next to Nintendo.
|erection reset by queer - 2009-06-02 |
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
|zatojones - 2009-06-02 |
this will happen never (or maybe in 10 years)
|Goofy Gorilla - 2009-06-02 |
Cool. I was wondering when they were going to bring back the Activator.
|afp3683 - 2009-06-02 |
This looks like a Wii commercial. And not because of the device, but because they seem to have copied a Wii commercial shot-for-shot.
|Wytze! - 2009-06-07 |
-1 one for Los Campesinos being used; I hate those fucking kids!
|Ponasty - 2009-06-12 |
"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?"
thats how you know this technology doesn't exist.
No computer can count that high.
|RockBolt - 2010-01-06 |
"Hi Jessica I have been standing in front of my TV for 3 hours hoping you'd call and ask for fashion advice"
So can this only play games that do shit that I am actually callable of in real life? Like endlessly doing oilies and nothing else on a skateboard, or miming pushing a button? How do you play Prince of Persia or Saints Row or anything that emulates a level of fitness or lack of physics that normal humans will never have access to?
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