I cannot decide whether or not this woman is putting me on.

In any case she needs a tag of her own, cause she's the only girl I know that I could have sloppy sex with without her downing a pint of Vodka and Tonic.

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She really wants to have sex with Jesus.

I'll bet she's got a hard drive full of Jesus porn.

I can watch the darkest, foulest, most German porn, but this disgusted me. I physically turned away and had to stop once she started with the babbling.

Is this where all the hippies went?

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I'm totally going to dress up like Jesus now and get my holy groove on with her. She's kinda hot.

She's gonna be babbling the same bologna years from now trying to score a rock of crack in an alley somewhere in downtown Baltimore.

Her religion forbids her from masturbating, but luckily, she´s one of those women who can think herself to an orgasm, and rationalize it away as "the spirit".