You'd think I'd 1-star this, and yet...
One of my two Guinea Pigs, Kavalier, died very young from what the vets determine was a congenital heart defect. His brother, Clay, is doing great at five years. We gave Mr. Kavalier a sailor's funeral at sea (actually just placed him in a lake in Madison, WI). Personally I wouldn't think of actually doing this with a real guinea pig but it seems like a decent form of taxidermy while still freaking the fuck out of the cat
I saw the title and the first thing I thought was "Poopskin's gonna 1 star this" and I couldn't wait to see the awesome tonguelashing comment by Poopskin. But instead I was pleasantly surprised by the touching personal Poopskin anecdote.
We are the Guineateddyborg, you will unzip your pillows and surrender your stuffing. We will add your comfortable and cuddly uniqueness to our own. You will be assimilated to stich up us. If you attempt to intervene, we will annoy your cat. Resistance is futile.