"I ...am an ACTION figure." Needs to become a tag.

Nice headstand.

Just like any action figure, he need someone else to move him.

The PA system (or Jerry Springer) should have said either "DUDE I TOLD YOUR ASS!!!" or "Dude, are you okay?"

Great act.

The headstand is really just straight out of a cartoon, so much so that it's distracting me from enjoying this because I can't picture the human body actually doing that.

It's like throwing a bowling pin at a row of smaller bowling pins.

Magistral indeed

The panelists and backstage guys are all reacting like a referee in wrestling when someone is genuinely injured from a move:

"Um, let's just wait a little longer, and everything will be fine.
....
Uh oh, nothing is fine yet.
....
Crap."

Magistral is a great neologism. Who needs the perfectly functional magisterial.

I laughed so hard at this I cried pee out of my eyeballs.

I don't understand what he was trying to do in the first place... Jump over the chairs? Land on them? The little trampoline does absolutely nothing to help him anyway...

I did not think this would be so funny. Oh, how wrong I was. The most perfect faceplant ever.

God, did he go directly into decerebrate posturing? 5 stars

That faceplant was so awesome that for a while everyone was unsure if it was all part of the act.

As is typically the question in faceplant videos, I have to ask: What was the actual intent? Was he supposed to just jump over a row of folding chairs? Would that have been an exhibition of talent?

i watched it with my mother, and while i laughed she said," oh i think he broke his neck."

sure sucked the funny out of it

Ragdoll physics.