This man in retarded in his evolution.

Oh shiiiiit. The idea of a Sunday dinner making itself completely BLEW MY MIND! You already put evolutionists in checkmate, sir. Don't even need the rest of the video to know that my whole life is a lie and evolution is a shambles.

This is TFL Bill-level idiocy. Oh my.

"Would you stop believing in evil-lution if National Geographic and Sir David Attenborough told you to?"

Uh, no I guess I would wait until scientists come up with a better explanation of the observations they make in nature.

Good try, though.

Wow, I thought the public education in the United States sucked.

PROTIP for all dumb ass creationists and others who fit into that category:

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IS NOT A FUCKING SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL.

Why is basic science so hard for people to understand?

Q: Are we not men?

"Oi di'in't say it."

No, you di'in't. You also di'n't unnerstan' it, ya brainless pillock.

That is some grade C quote mining right there. Attenborough says 'seems' and you can almost hear the 'b-' as he pauses the video.

This man is clear evidence for the existence of devolution.

Keith Allen done got brain damage.

He uses the same definition for evolution Karl Pilkington does.

I am canceling my subscription to National Geographic immediately.

This reminds me of my battle with the supermarket because the ice tea was clearly liquid and not ice, which is, in fact, a solid.