Oh, it's Quest 64.

this is either missing a 'middle school' or 'autism' tag.

He needs to tighten up the graphics a little bit on level three.

"On planet Giant Riveria, there live people with different colored heads than bodies. They live here and here..."

Damn, this is too fucked up to parody, what the hell is happening?

This music sounds hauntingly familiar.

5 for bring worse than Asheron's Call

DESTROY BEACH BALLS TO LEVEL UP!

EverQuest hasn't aged well.

Ah, the music reminds me of Daggerfall. AH THE MUSIC.

Can I press enter to skip this video?

From the YouTube page: "This is a test on if it was possible to make an descent 3D RPG game in game maker."

If by "descent", you mean "descended from the distended bowels of Beakman College's one-week "Game Designer degree" program", then yes, yes it is.

You had me at "one cold and one hot pole," you lunatic genius, you.

I'm amazed Nobuo Uematsu agreed to do the music for this.

Unfortunately, the website where you can download the game is not active anymore.

a naked square just popped a stool out of his ass and fought a giant period.