Wait, who is this magician guy again?

(also, he totally had that ball tied between his hands with a length of 25 pound test fishing line. get the fuck out.)

Christians are confusing. Am I to understand that performing illusions to simulate supernatural powers is okay, but if you roll dice to determine how much damage your fireball did, that's Satanic?

This is from Peppermint Park. I'm not a religious person by any means, but make no mistake- this is not a Christian show.

Though it does look like something you'd find on EWTN on a Saturday morning. Maybe sandwiched between "Popemobile '87" and some show about cartoon dead babies defending other babies from the sinister Dr. A. Bort and his sidekick, Slurpy the Vac.