Looks like Adam spent some time "enjoying" the deer as well.

actually we do look a bit like apes. do they not see it?

Those puppets have such dead eyes.

I was at the wedding. The food was terrible.

1:08 is that the devil or Liberace?

Little known fact: Eve suffered from strabismus

And the black kid is a golliwogg! Wow, just wow

When I look in the mirror, I don't look ANYTHING like my grandmother. So I didn't come from her. POW. So I guess we're not related! Thanks, empiricism!

Adam and Lilith were actually the first married couple, but just like in modern times if the woman doesn't love the man it doesn't count.

rhymes by Underdog

The Devil refuses to surrender his fine head of hair, even when shapeshifting.

God is good. But Satan's bad.

Watching Adam seduce a deer with Wine Spritzers and promises and petting made him mad.


So that's where Eve came from.

Tastefully placed furry animal at 0:41.

Everything is Terrible has been doing some terrible editing lately, or maybe I'm just now noticing.

Four stars for poor victim blond haired blue eyed Abel being taken out by Jew-Cain.

When these puppet kids go to college and realize Grandpa Wisely is an ignorant hick, they're going to become bitter puppet alcoholics

Is that a squirrel, or a fox?

So evil.

I prefer the ones they edit less. It's in the subtleties.

Wow. Everything IS terrible.

Eve is blazed out of her mind at :45

A blood sacrifice.

Oh sure, they always show Adam and Eve frolicking around with the cute little squirrels and deer, but what about the leeches? Or the hagfish? Or those parasitic wasps that inject their larvae into a caterpiller? THEY WERE IN THE GARDEN TOO!

Which do you look like more, a monkey or a pile of mud?

Those are the most Downs Syndromiest puppets I've ever seen.