oh shit! the cone!

ah, cube. you are still as funny as you were the first time i saw you.

the Tron remake is coming along nicely

Programmed in machine code!

I thought this was sort of weak until the Asian kids smiling over their shitty Chinese console.

I would play this completely un-ironically.

I have to settle for the vic-20 version: SQUARE

THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED.

I'll hold out until some mods come out for it.

It's spelled "cylinder," twinkieafternoon.

You know, I think you could actually make a game along these lines work...It might even be fun.

Something with retro-type simplistic graphics, everything made out of various primitive polygons...

CUBE

I want this to be real so badly.

I heard the problem with this game is that you can only reach the end if you're a retard with a knack for determining prime factors. Don't even bother playing if you're a depressed engineer, a nerdy math chick, a wily ex-con, a cop with an anger management problem, or an unlikable social worker.

You know, this isn't really at all far off from video game hype advertising for PC games in the late 80s/early 90s.

So much funnier than I thought it was going to be.

This video touches all my happy bits.

QOOB!