The Hacienda was kind of intimidating to outsiders, I guess.

long before houses were built to accomodate a washer and dryer, washers were made to get their water from a nearby sink, you can see a short bit of hose running to the front. the lid was limited to how far it could open to give clearance to this hose connection, which is of course the perfect level to hit your head against if youre not paying attention.

the eyeroll at the mention of the right to vote is priceless

Oh my god! Right?!
And remember at prom when Tanya walked by and you were all like "Love that dress! I didn't know Dolly Parton had a garage sale!" You can be such a BITCH, I love it.