See, if that actually worked, then Christianity wouldn't have any problems converting people.

Oh I get it.

She was just fucking with him.

Thanks a lot.. DICK.

How can you make a Thriller, much less a compelling feature length story, if ne of the basic ideas you're working on is "Any yahoo who asks god nice gets their shit."?

I'd hit that.

No special effect budget for this movie, only miracles.

Ha ha ha, the strawman fell in the dirt! Serves him right! The wacky amelodic score informs me that this is the part with the humor!

"Father, I know you're kinda busy, but--"

DON'T PATRONIZE ME, PUNY FLESHLING!

"...uh, could you do us a little favor and--"

YOU DARE TO ASK ME FOR ANYTHING?! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T ERASE YOU FROM EVERY QUANTUM UNIVERSE JUST FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO PESTER THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!

"..."

WELL?! SPIT IT OUT, OR I'LL GET REALLY PISSED!

"...give us a little push?"

THERE! HOPE THAT WAS A BIG ENOUGH PUSH FOR YOU! ENJOY THE SURFACE OF TITAN!



I mean, really, some people's idea of what a supreme being would be like if one existed borders on sub-juvenile. What is he supposed to be, some kind of cosmic AAA service?

By helping the weak without charge God is enabling dependence, and even worse than that he is taking work, and thus money, and thus food from the mouths of the children of tow truckers everywhere trying to earn an honest living.

I can understand how some people become such rabid athiests when I see this kind of bullshit. AT least try switching to four wheel drive before you ask for divine intervention.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

If he can move a truck, why can't he make candy appear?

This brings up the same question I had watching the scene in JESUS CAMP where the little girl prays for a better bowling score:

If God can help you get your truck out of the mud with nothing more than a simple request, but gays and abortion still exist even though millions of Christians consider them to be against God's will, then does that mean that there are limits to God's power? Or does it mean that God can do anything (WITNESS HIS MIGHTY TRUCK PUSHING), and just doesn't give a (literal?) damn about what the Christians think He is offended by?

"If God can part the Red Sea for Moses, maybe he can move the Jeep for us!"

That's not a Jeep, woman. It's a Blazer. You're praying for God to move the wrong damn car! Your Chevy is still stuck but somewhere a Jeep is careening through a parking lot without a driver.

Christian "comedy," ladies and gentlemen.

DURP DURPA DERP THE UNBELIEVER FELL DOWN AND WENT BOOM!

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