To be fair, David Brooks has gloriously comely thighs.

David Brooks: "I'm trying not to act too dignified and stuffy."


So they're giving Wall Street corporate lackeys de-stuffinization classes or is heavy medication the only way these idiots can deal with Obama and the stock market crash?

Inevitable Lifetime Movie follow-up,

Grand Old Pervert: The David Brooks Story

Jesus he is an unattractive man. Not that I don't believe him, but he is really taking a bit too much pleasure in the attention he apparently got from a closeted Republican.

I give this guy an ounce of credit for not drawing his conclusion across party lines, and just placing the line in the most likely place.

"I wish I could think of sloppy st.bernard women licking their aides."
Dude, live the dream, Im thinking about it right now.

Maybe it's the constant approval or disapproval from anyone and everyone that does this to them?