I do not care for this hedgehog's burly stature. I DESPISE such slothfulness, in any creature (spiny and soft-skinned) and will do everything in my power to put an end to such half-witted lifestyles. If this hedgehog thinks it is "O.K." to eat a week's supply of grapes in two days, he's got another thing coming.
Do not fuck around with me sir! I am coming for you and your shitty friends)
(just kidding I love you! you sweety little spiny old little skitter bean)