With a few changes, this would've mad a badass Superjail episode.

rape is ok in my super van

Holy shit, Bukowski at 1:09. The man liked his vans.

Supervan's terribly annoying whine is there to help drown out the sounds of the 70's. Sadly, it was no match for the 80's.

The first thing I thought was "Holy shit, that HAS to be a George Barris job." The second thing I thought was "Holy shit, the seventies." The third thing I thought was "Oh my god, it sounds like the fucking Jetsons car." And finally "Look at all that glass, that thing's got to be hotter than hell and a goddamned deathtrap in a crash."

Obviously, I want one.

Amazing. This, The van, and Midnight Plowboy would be a great 70s van movie triple feature

Pretty sure half the speech had that 'waking up from a coma/dangerously high' echo that was a thing a while ago, man.

Van convoy. Van with a muscle car painted on it. Dr. VAN Gelder from Star Trek as the villain. VAN-TASTIC!

I must have vandora... whatever it takes this must happen

Wait? The Volvo hybrid van won?? It didn't even have a mural of naked sword wielding chick fighting a dragon on it! Rip.

Watch Your Donkey... Smokey's Gonna Getcha (Official film tag line)

Wait! Don't open the Vandora Van, lest you release evil onto this world!

I don't care how awesome it looks!

I need several copies of this movie for my life to be remotely complete

I never understood the appeal of van's until now. Thank you, Supervan.

I gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired 'cause her mind was a-draggin'
I said, get some sleep and dream of rock and roll

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made hate in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me

Everything is Terrible.. a guarantee of quality awful.

Cars want him, other vans want to be him.