Come on guys, he's speaking English and it's even valley girl English with the raised syllable at the end of every sentence.
Humboldt squid are dicks, but I don't like their flavor, so am willing to give them a chance based upon a potential misunderstanding between us. Nature teaches us that only tasty animals deserve to be eaten.
Just saw an episode of Nature on cephalopods, especially the Humboldt squid (Rojos Diablos). They have teeth in their suckers. So when they grab you, they can start tearing your flesh.
-This post sponsored by Japan. Japan -- helping clear the seas of everything, including frightening creatures.