Wilfred Brimley, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah. This is the one where my mind broke.

I really want this mask. Probably more than a video toaster.
I'd love just to get on the subway with a cup of coffee and a copy of the Post in this thing, in a suit.

the ultimate in diabolism

die monster die

I wasn't too weirded out until the video ended and suddenly there's a whole little line of furries staring at me.

ACK

I'm not sure if you noticed, but its ears are ANUSES. 0:33

It's the eyes that really push this into psychological trauma territory.

I just hope some PETA people see this guy and try to throw him into the ocean.

Jamie Hyneman should keep his hat on.

The lack of sound always gives these videos that nice little nudge over the line into the "physical reaction to emotional trauma" region.

On a side note, why aren't all of these videos tagged "Nightmare fuel" and "Northfur"? It would definitely make it easier to rape the minds of new visitors if there were some sort of reasoning behind the tags.

goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob