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REALISTIC FAT GUY IN UGLY SHIRT DETAIL. YOU WILL BELIEVE YOU ARE WEARING THE ACTUAL UGLY SHIRT THAT YOUR FAVORITE FAT GUY IS WEARING.
Of all the games NOT to be on the fucking Wii.
OH FUCK THAT SCOTTISH ANNOUNCER GUY IS GONNA KILL ME.
THE PORTLIEST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE
The announcer's a Geordie, or someone trying to sound like one anyway.
My favourite bit is the random, possibly totally unrelated shot of a 'glamour girl' that appears for a second in the middle.
Because if there's one thing that needs the pomp and extravagance of professional wrestling, it's darts.
i'm pretty sure you could just buy a dartboard for less than this game cost
but i suppose that's the premium you pay to play as such giants in the world of darts, like who the fuck and trombone dick
Challenge: name a professional/amateur sport, with a following large enough to spawn a video game, more boring to watch as a spectator, than darts.
Only horseshoes comes to mind (the prize at the 2008 world championship was 0k). And yes, it was featured in 2008's Summer Sports: Paradise Island for Wii.
Even curling has more visible strategy & physical action. And for that there's Take-Out Weight Curling 2 from 2006 for the PC.
I just think it's funny that darts has evolved to where there's "characters" and entrance themes and all that bullshit.
what else did you expect from a sport frequently played in bars
Whenever I count 180 pills/ml/etc. I always think to myself "one handrad an EEEIIIGGHHHTTYYY!!!" I used to say it outloud but no one in NJ knew what the fuck I was talking about. Fucking colonials.