| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Help keep poeTV running

And please consider not blocking ads here. They help pay for the server. Pennies at a time. Literally.

Comment count is 28
zatojones - 2009-07-30

my neighborhood had a family of Jehovah's Witnesses who refused to give out candy on Halloween. I always made a point to sacrifice an extra Christian baby to Satan just to spite them

dickshapedfood - 2009-07-30

That's nice. Everybody else would just egg our windows. Which is pretty much why I'm an atheist now.

CharlesSmith - 2009-10-31

Sounds to me like you got the better end of the deal there.

Lurchi - 2009-07-30

He sounds like...Jimmy Castor?! "Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. One of the Butt sisters..."

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-07-30

He sounds like one of the homeless guys on Howard Stern.

Pillager - 2009-07-30

Here what seem Ironic to me;

Preacher takes donations from his parishioners.

He spends that very same money on a hokey costume & on air time for a commercial that make Halloween appear cool & rebellious.

Also, can you imagine how corny his sermons must be?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-07-30

And of course, following where this line of thinking goes, that if those parishioners would throw money at this guy who did all that stuff, he must be doing a great job convincing them he's really doing gods work. Terrible, credulous people all.

Camonk - 2009-07-30

Also, if dressing up as a ghost and having a party at a church is a sin, how bad is dressing up as the devil and cackling?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-07-30

Dressing up like the devil, if "in the service of God," is probably okay, seeing as how they make things up every Sunday and few call them on it.

And I'm not taking the piss about scripture, here. Just about every sermon that tries to use biblical stories often has the officiator pretty much writing his own fanfic about Jesus or a given saint, prophet, whatever and putting words in their mouths they didn't say and giving them opinions that don't exist even in the most poorly translated texts. This isn't just interpretation (which is another thing literalists get their panties in a wad over), this is wholesale making shit up to scare/persuade/entertain the congregation, and it leads to some of the most out-there beliefs about what is and isn't in the Jesus FAQ.

But were I a member of this church, I wouldn't be so worried about the costume so much as what plans he has for the whip after filming is over.

revdrew - 2009-07-30

Shit like this on TV just made Halloween feel extra fucking awesome when I was kid. This and news reports about weirdos poisoning candy.

KnowFuture - 2009-07-30

+5 for "Samm-hane"

And it's about damn time Negro Satan got his own holiday. That God guy has been hogging all the good ones for almost 2000 years.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-07-30


phalsebob - 2009-09-22

It's pronounced NEE-GAR.

ShiftlessRastus - 2009-07-30

I feel sorry for the realtor that has to sell the house at 1666 Darkshadow Ln. after the youth pastor is dragged to hell.

pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-07-30

He seems to get confused and zoned out towards the end.

Camonk - 2009-07-30

Everyone knows that vulcans like this guy eat trilithium crystals. So he's just hypoglycemic.

Paracelsus - 2013-06-15

I think he's trying to signal the end of the bit to the kid holding the camera without breaking character.

StanleyPain - 2009-07-30

Satan enjoys a nice wicker chair.

TeenerTot - 2009-07-30

Aw, I missed your comment before I wrote mine. Sorry to mimic ya.

Elvis Hitler - 2009-07-30

At first I thought the thunder claps was a laugh track

Xenocide - 2009-07-30

Satan invented laugh tracks.

TeenerTot - 2009-07-30

Satan's got a rattan throne.


phalsebob - 2009-07-30

Ehn. Elvira is better.

I'll have to go looking for my ex-girlfriend's crazy Bible study friend who I believe is on youtube somewhere explaining the satanic evil of the Christmas tree. It's pretty fabulous.

dead_cat - 2009-07-31

Nice bathrobe, Satan. Does it come in men's sizes?

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-01

For some reason, I was expecting (or hoping) that Robert Townsend, dressed as Meteor Man, would appear and start fighting Satan.

Does that mean I' racist?

kwash - 2009-10-26


Wombles - 2009-12-03

nooooooo look out youth pastor *pray* *pray* *pray*

APE_GOD - 2010-01-20

Take BACK Chicago?

Register or login To Post a Comment

Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement