She's married, but they've noticed they're both getting a little heavy. So they need to cut back by using whole grain pasta.

I still say it's a conjoined twin. You never see the camera more than a couple feet away from Mt. Sara.

This is a valid theory. Did you mean as in, attached to her, or that she gave birth to one? Because I can imagine either.

Also:

"more healthier"
"the Italy"
"atleasprbrrblljuices"

Her husband is an extended poo log that gained sentience on the long trip through the bacterial magic of her two hundred yard intestines.
She loves him because he doesn't eat any of her food. He feeds on the cakey orts of her feces, which also comprise the bulwark of his social network.

I love you for orts.

The baby would be born fat.

After reading this, its kinda like I have weird taste in my mouth.

I need to re-register as Ham Elemental.

I'lly

I dunno, a little baggie of MSG is a pretty succinct symbol of oriental cuisine.

If 'succinct' means 'incorrect', which I don't think it does.

Your Internet-Sarcasm-O-Meter is needing its batteries replaced, Cleaner 82.

If 'replaced' means 'not replaced', which I don't think it does.

HOLY SHIT I AM ON FIRE HERE.

Like pot, once you reach a certain point with garlic it doesn't taste any more garlicky, all that happens is you stink more and for longer.

And with pot you just end up on a plateau of completely baked and willing to eat whatever Simply Sara has invented.

now i just want to see simply sara stoned.

If she gets the munchies, YOU might start looking good to her.

Coriander leaves wouldn't necessarily be out of place in a pasta pomodoro. I'm more confused about why this video exists. You could hardly call this a recipe. Perhaps an assemblage, but it's not particular good looking at that even.

all she ever does is assemble things, really. I've hardly ever seen her make something completely from fresh ingredients.

The heathen religion is not getting the respect it deserves. Please be more considerate in your comments. There was a very angry man in some video in the hopper who was that his heathen way got no respect.

I'm all of those things, so I put my spaghetti in a Slapchop to really get it down to workable lengths.

Sir, only heathens consume dried pasta at all.

The recipe is fucking ATROCIOUS.

She uses enough oil to deep fry a couple of twinkies (when all you need is one tablespoon or two tops), and enough Garlic to kill Dracula (I've lived in Italy, I consume lots of garlic, that was waaaay too much garlic). She then adds fresh chopped tomatoes, which would be fine if they had been PEELED first, as the tomato skin in a sauce like that turns terribly acidic and nasty.

Also the spaghetti to sauce ratio should be 1 to 1/4, or 1 to 1/2, she uses about 1/2 to 1 ratio and it's just a fucking gluey, disgusting soup of sorts.

FIVE STARS