Glenn Beck is logging onto the dealer website, not the standard consumer website. The standard website does not produce that particular form.

Other than that, that's a goddamn horrible misreading of the terms and services, even for Glenn Beck and the Generic Eye Candy Journalist. I was kind of expecting this, but not something this fucking stupid.

Fox News' average viewer is in their sixties. These are the people who believe those "YOU ARE INFECTED WITH VIRUSES, CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD MALWARE" popup ads are real messages from their computers. Needless to say, Glenn is not going to have a hard time convincing these people.

Conservatives are hilarious when they don't control the country.

I am blown away by how fast and radically Fox News went from "SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT AT ALL COSTS OR YOUR A TERRORIST" directly overnight to "THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO INFECT YOU AND STEAL YOUR CHILDREN"

Ticker on bottom explains the Vatican's views on the RU-486 drug to abort a fetus. Gotta love a network that knows its audience.

So... log out before you download those Chinese Pictures, right?

God, just die in a fucking fire already.

IT TAKES OVER YOUR COMPUTER AND PLAYS VIDEO GAMES WHEN IT SHOULD BE WORKING ALSO IT DOWNLOADS CHILD PORN AND THEN TELLS THE POLICE THERE IS CHILD PORN ON YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN WHEN THEY ARREST ME I MEAN YOU WHEN THEY ARREST YOU

IT PUT THE BONG IN MY MOUTH AND MADE ME HRRRRRRBLGLUBLGUBL NOT CARING ANYMORE

Wait, they have internet on computers too?

I dunno, I could not find this anywhere on cars.gov. Privacy statement looked kosher. Where the heck are they getting this bs from?

what

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when he first sees goatse.

I, uh, don't think any of them understand how computers work. Like, at all.

Glenn Beck is now wholly owned and operated by the Department of Homeland Douchebaggery.

A TRUE AMERICAN HERO
RON PAUL/GLENN BECK 2012

Weepy Vagina tag.

Was this what I looked like to conservatives during the warrantless wiretapping thing?

I love the Glenn Beck Glasses. It's like he's dispensing grandfatherly advice from the comfort of his armchair.

Of course, half of grandpa's brain seems to be missing.