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Comment count is 29
Keefu - 2009-08-06

These are the things mankind will come to treasure.

zatojones - 2009-08-06

You just got CAGED

revdrew - 2009-08-06


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-06

Looking back, Johnny Cage was the best character in Mortal Kombat.

Cleaner82 - 2009-08-06

It's going to be hard to completely ignore a post I'm responding to, but I'm going to try.

kiint - 2009-08-06

by responding you are not ignoring



Cleaner82 - 2009-08-07

I know, that is my dilemma.

poorwill - 2009-08-06

Your tax dollars at work.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-08-09

Haha, yeah, those wacky video games paid for by our taxes.

You are straight up paint-in-mouth pants-on-head stupid.

poorwill - 2009-08-10

I started out by trying to tie it into the OBAMA WILL TAX US TO PAY FOR ABORTIONS thing, but got lazy and I posted it before I properly fleshed it out or even made it make sense because I decided it wasn't funny anyway and would give a shit. I did not count on intense scrutiny from the eyes of my e-nemesis, Billy Joe Buttfuck Esq.
Anyway, this is fucking retarded and degrades us both. But especially you.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-08-12



Sunshine, you are not my nemesis. I had no fucking idea who you are, other than a spaz who started losing his shit after I one-stared an 8-second loop that lasted 3 minutes.

Sunshine, you are a diversion. You are a retarded leaf blowing gently in the breeze.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-16

Lover's spat.

Riskbreaker - 2009-08-06

They really ran out of ideas for the fatalities. Most of them in the last games just boil down to "punch the other character into pieces"

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-08-06

I always thought they erred by going more cartoony when they could have gone more disturbingly realistic (Manhunt comes to mind). Cartoony was fun in MK 1-3, but you can't mine anything indefinitely.

zerobackup - 2009-08-06

MK aged so badly it's just hilarious at this point. Street Fighter is classy!

SharpHawk - 2009-08-07


Riskbreaker - 2009-08-07

MK has all it's appeal based in the on-screen violence. In these day and age it has been greatly surpassed in that area. I tried to play MK2 the other day and it was awful, the controls are so stiff and just akward in every possible sense.

Bootymarch - 2010-11-15

Well, Street Fighter has that one sort-of-important mechanic that helps games last.


Vestigial Johnson - 2009-08-07

poetv has ruined me. He did the sunglasses thing and I just heard "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Kumquatxop - 2009-08-07

writhe in my cage of vaginas

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-08-07

*You're* small time, Kumquatxop.

bluiker - 2009-08-07

This makes me wish they'd remake the Mortal Kombat movie with Nicolas Cage as Johnny Cage.

Grace Mugabe - 2009-08-07

Give it a couple of years and I bet he'd go for it, too

Riskbreaker - 2009-08-07


Hooper_X - 2009-08-07

What, no "Ouch my babymaker" tag?

Triggerbaby - 2010-01-15

There is now.

EvilHomer - 2009-08-07

I'm strangely aroused by this.

BOOSH - 2009-08-09

A masterpiece of art and culture on par with Virgil's lesser works

Ruination - 2010-01-05

I like to think he is winking at the camera when he takes his glasses down, just before the last speed bag punches.

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