Also, does one not remember when one smokes PCP? Like no "HOLY SHIT RATS ON THE ORANGES! Oh yeah, I'm high." Or why no "Whoa, far out, rats on the oranges."
Guess not, to answer my own question: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch
I almost had to leave a Super K-Mart because I was too high to cope with shit once, that's why you should start with soft drugs so you become familiar with the concept of "too fucked up to go out in public" before you make an ass out of yourself like n00bmeister here.
See if he'd been allowed to drop acid at a rock concert at age 17 or something he'd know when it's a good time to go out and sit quietly in the car so you don't end up hugging Jesus except it's not Jesus it's a cop.
actually your stories remind me of the time my girfriend and I were in the market when she was both PMSing and trying to quit smoking. She raged over having to wait to pay for her need for a Snickers bar. It got thrown across the checkout aisle and she stormed out. We broke up about 2 months later.