All I can think about is what some pre-scripted accomplishment intros for some of the posters here would sound like.

This guy will make a fine used car salesman.

Spreadsheats applied to picking up insecure women.

Unfortunately, they often forget the circumstantial bonuses and penalties to their dice roll.

The cheat code for banging chicks is Insult Her, Look at her hair, be an asshole to her friends, elbow touch.

THANKS MYSTERY

Have you met Lance? OMG, I can't believe you don't know my friend Lance yet. He's an amazing... uh... dinosaur hunter. He's shot some amazing steggasauruses.

Pussy begging par excellance.

I can't bring myself to look at the youtube comments.

*point to schlong*

Most of the PUA dudes have moved on to more mundane forms of self-help quackery, Mystery is the only one still trucking. Poor guy looks like he's going to die of syphilis any day now.

Be careful when approaching a two-set. It's very easy to find yourself talking to someone. That's amateur. You don't want to get drawn into a conversation.

There appears to be a thin line between Mystery and a date rapist.

He looks like Pauly Shore dressed as Alan Jorgensen.

i could totally pull more gash than this dude...

Every time this guy tries hitting on a woman, walk up and say "Dude you got some shit all over your neck there" and watch his act collapse

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If this guy managed to actually somehow convince a female to sleep with him, he'd have no clue what to do. "I haven't finished my spreadsheet for that part!"

i have had sex. trust me, you really don't need this much math and calculations.

Damn, the room mike picked up my "cough" at 5:47...note to self: pick up some Valtrex.

The YouTube comments are depressing. Humanity's stock just went down a bit.

So apparently he changed the name of his company to "Love Systems?" Eeeeewww.