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Comment count is 42
Udderdude - 2009-08-20

Fatties only plz.

Old_Zircon - 2009-08-20

The technology is definitely reliant on ass fat.

Lurchi - 2009-08-20

am i awake

baleen - 2009-08-21

ooh actualle i;d wear owl butt


Killer Joe - 2009-08-20

I like the first pair. Instead of winking, they look like one eyeball is rolling drunkenly back into someone's head.

twinkieafternoon - 2009-08-20


dementomstie - 2009-08-20

With the ducks you could sell advertising space by having them say Aflac.

And 5 stars go to the owl. Never has something intentional looked more like a very unpleasant stain.

Sean Robinson - 2009-08-20

Well, this is my life now.

Imagine how hard it is for the rest of the inventor's family, who have to deal with a father convinced this is what America needs and who makes them dress up in Winkers jeans while he films their asses.

mashedtater - 2009-08-20

and then when your friends come over, he tries to market them.

robe - 2009-08-20

This'll go great with my airbrushed wolf shirt.

Rafiki - 2009-08-20

This is the kind of thing that could only ever find a market with little kids, but should never be worn by little kids.

mashedtater - 2009-08-20

by far, the largest sin commited against asses since acid washed jeans.

Jellyneck - 2009-08-22

This is 5 stars for the worst, misshapen asses ever and the jeans that just scream for attention to them

Redlof - 2009-08-20

Still like this better than bullet ball

TheKingOfPants - 2009-08-20

I refuse to believe this isn't a Tim and Eric creation.

ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-20

Looks like they found this page: http://twitter.com/timheidecker

Chalkdust - 2010-11-30

you should listen to this guy, he's the king

ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-20

All I can picture is a horrible mutant waiting beneath the cloth that has a gibbering anus for a mouth and eyes that wink by being sucked into a nictating membrane by some unseen and wholly unnatural musculature.

Chizmurder - 2009-08-20

Stupid pants for fat chicks! FINALLY!

YakooMarkTwo - 2009-08-20

TheKingofPants: I was just scrolling down to hit login to type "I probably say this far to often about things I see in the depths of the internet, but this seems like a Tim & Eric skit."


chumbucket - 2009-08-20

5 stars for ass-winking theme music....from SPACE

The Townleybomb - 2009-08-20

Stars for this comment. And all of the butts.

nuzzles - 2009-08-20

Music by Lifetime Movie circa. 1995.

JSP - 2009-08-20

god no

revdrew - 2009-08-20

Patented, space age, ass fat technology.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-08-20

The Chinese will never be able to compete with American ass-fat technology!

pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-20

Brought to you by the creator Speedfit Treadmobile.

I wish I could say with certainty that these will never catch on. But I went to a college where people wore pants that had blackletter across the pooper

charmlessman - 2009-08-20

I will buy these when they have Pac Man.

phalsebob - 2009-08-20

The ones with eyes don't look so much like winking, and more like their ass is eating a cookie.

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-08-20

I love when the submitters name also works as a tag.

Random_Hajile - 2009-08-20


Dr Dim - 2009-08-20

I love the music! It sounds like duck pants is off to assassinate the cyber-president.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-21


Time Travel Mishap - 2009-08-22

I never thought the phrase "That woman's ass looks like it's having a stroke" would go through my mind.

Also I like that they used the TV news "is America to fat?" camera style.

Testicles of Doom - 2009-08-22

At first I thought that three and a half minutes was going to be far too long.

Then the music started and I knew it wouldn't be long enough...

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-08-25

This would make such a great infomercial.

Are you not getting enough action? Well how about you put some action on your butt...ALL DAY LONG?!

plug - 2009-08-26

Pun Alert!
They need to design a pair with the eyes of Saddam Hussein so they can name them...wait for it...
Saddam Eyes

kwash - 2009-10-09

5 stars for action pants.

Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-10-24

I lasted 15 seconds.

Urkel Forever - 2010-02-08


OxygenThief - 2013-08-20

If you don't wear pants your ass is always winking at people.

cognitivedissonance - 2014-08-20

The owls are not what they seem.

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