I'm not watching this, because I'm terrified of that pre-load image.
I'm fiving it anyway because the ads I'm getting are "free sex offender report" and "adult sex offender counselling," plus a banner for Sarah Palin's PAC up top.
This would be TV quality entertainment if it was a multi-camera shoot with a good director. Imagine what your favorite director could do with crazy elf here and some good lighting.