Yup. My theory that he is some god mode troll of all trolls is soundly disproven.

I was certain he was a troll. The Omega-Troll. This has damaged my world-view.

Maybe his autism causes him to be able to troll exceptionally well. Sort of like the Rain Man of trolling.

This could all be staged.

Anyone who thought he was faking was lying to themselves.

Bingo.

What's with all these people thinking he was a troll for so long? It really didn't take that long for it to become obvious. Would somebody really do the things he did as an act of trolling?

This is all part of the act. Bet it cost a lot to put it together.

Part of it. This really deserves its own post because a lot of folks missed it. It also helps put things into perspective when you watch his CCW videos.

Genetics & Old Age.

The problem began when two elderly drunks hooked up in '82.

I think he is beyond hope, the only quick solution would be cutting his internet forever.

It's because trolls have thus far been able to coax him into doing pretty much everything they could possibly have wanted, and because each new chapter reveals extra layer of bleakness to an already bleak life. It's obviously completely horrible, but the "fans" find it fascinating at the same time.

Every dog has their day. Its just he wasn't so much a dog in life yet.

Oh c'mon. It's not like he actually achieved anything here - he said it himself, it was a random drawing and he "just won."

Unless... oh my god, Anonymous has been at this longer than we thought.

that is a terrifying thought

Anonymous, like the Rosicrucians and the Illuminati, were founded as a secret society in the Franco-Germanic area of Europe some time between the 14th and 16th centuries.

Except instead of world domination or probing the mysteries of the arcane, it's all about the loli.

You know what you have to do. You've got the vision in your head. Now you need to put all the pieces together.
Make the movie*.

* - Or movies.

Fund it!

This shit has already proven to be better than most of the sitcoms we see on TV today.

Nikon: I could. I could put in the hard work and, through will and determination, achieve my goal. There's just one tiiiiiny problem: it would involve watching every single Chris-Chan video. I've never managed to watch any of his videos all the way through. As I've said before, I'd watch the movie but not any one video. The process of making the thing would crush my soul and destroy me.

FOREVERWARE.

Also kudos to Doomstein for posting this enlighteningly terrifying prologue to the CWC saga.

>he is also a human capable of making adult choices obviously.

I don't think Chris-chan has ever fully learned what the consequences are for broadcasting embarrassing, deeply personal information to the world. The guy is mentally ill.

Considering he is an unemployed disabled person with no prospect of ever becoming a productive member of society, what exactly are the consequences? From the looks of it he has gained the social stimulation that he was DESPERATE for. Playing Pokemon with 8 year olds is far creepier.