ASubmarineSandwich  - 2009-09-08
That person enjoying this right now is me.
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whensaidthemoon - 2009-09-08
Five stars because circling your opponent with guns is apparently standard operating procedure in the future.
Also: can anyone track down the scene where she resurrects a little boy by crying over his dead body, because her tears SPREAD VAMPIRISM?
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Desidiosus - 2009-09-08
At 2:10 all I could think of was "John Freeman ramped off the building," in his bathtub.
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Camonk - 2009-09-08
This movie killed all my sexual fantasies about Milla Jovovich. Now they're all just me asking her what she was thinking for twenty minutes and then she storms off and I get a pizza.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-09-08
Never has Confuse-O-Vision been used as well as it was in this movie. I was convinced that it was turning into a lost artform.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-09-08
I just filed those you bitch.
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Goethe and ernie - 2009-09-08
When she stabbed those dudes up and her hair changed colour, I was all ready to saddle up the WTF-horse, then the next three minutes happened, and I'm at a loss to describe how confused I am.
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BHWW - 2009-09-08
Her day has been so hectic it's DRIVING HER UP THE WALLS!
sorry
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Big Muddy - 2009-09-08
That's a serious dig at I.M. Pei?
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Tobster - 2009-09-08
Still only the second most improbable motorcycle chase scene on film.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=61694
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Rape Van Winkle - 2009-09-08
Man, fuck this shit.
Live action Aeon Flux ftw.
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Ponasty - 2009-09-08 They made a live action aeon flux. it sucked too.
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sosage - 2009-09-08
I had to cleanse my chase scene palate after this with the Charger vs. Mustang scene from Bullitt. Five for being horrible.
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oddeye - 2009-09-08
Vampires
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Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-08
I...umm...wait....her bike had a star inside it? a tiny star? and that gave it gravity so it could stick to things?
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Riskbreaker - 2009-09-08 I'm still confused about that, then again, this movie has guns and blades appearing out of nowhere, Milla's hair changing for some other sci-fi gimmicky bullshit, a kid inside a suitcase, and the list just goes on and on.
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Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-09 ok ill ignore the star and everything but couldn't they have at least dressed the bike up a bit? I'm not a bike expert but I'm pretty sure that, except for the switches and wierd twirly thing on the gas tank/star storage chamber, that was a pure factory modern BMW.
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Crucifried - 2009-09-08
The script for this took so long to write because after every word the writer yelled "Fuck yeah!" and high fived his Wolverine poster.
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Camonk - 2009-09-08 I think SolRo's more of a Blade guy, actually.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-09-08
At several points during this scene it actually looks like a videogame, not a good one. Heck, even Uncharted has better graphics than this.
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Geoff Marr - 2009-09-09
Physics?
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Bindar_Dundat - 2009-09-09
... Based on a true story.
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PegLegPete - 2009-09-09
The motorcycle (if you can call them that) scene from Tron is more entertaining than this. Five stars for stupid crap.
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Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-09-29
This scene was ridiculous enough for my needs.
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B_Ko - 2009-09-30
She drove through a helicopter on a motorcycle and then the helicopter exploded.
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