This is a guy who likes only the worst parts of games. He'd want a Half-Life 2 that was nothing but the awful gravity gun. Or a GTA IV that was only the friendship management.

Ha ha. I'm kidding! All of GTA IV is the worst part.

That wasn't meant to be a reply I was going to reply how you should ALSO mute the sounds before the tedious sound effects dig out your brain with a melon-baller.

You didn't like the gravity gun? I thought the whole point of the game was one great big build up to the bloodthirsty rampage in the tower.

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKERS HAHAHA WHO'S THE DADDY

Half Life Episode One is also MUCH MUCH better if you only use the gravity gun/crossbow/rocket launcher.

Wait, I know the answer to this, it's self-diagnosed autists isn't it?

That is fucking sad. Mario 3 is such an easy game.

Mother_Puncher and I once decided we were going to tag-team SMB3 and beat it one day. We kind of did it the easy way by getting 99 lives and the warp whistles. So anyways, we're in world 8, we've used two of our three warp whistles and of the 99 lives we had we now only have about 26. We have been struggling with world 8 for about an hour and a half, most of which has been spent on Bowser's castle. We just keep trying and trying, and still we keep dying and dying. My girlfriend, who has been watching us play this whole time, asks if she can give it a shot. Keep in mind, she's not very good at Mario games. She doesn't even run. But we figure, eh, we've got twenty something lives left, what's the worst that could happen, right?

We hand her the controller, and she promptly hits B, then A, using our last warp whistle and taking us back to the world select map, undoing the last two hours of work we just did. It was about five minutes of screaming before we could actually begin to form coherent words.

I killed her for it.

I done told you once, you son of a bitch...

I mean, he explains it in the video, but I've never been able to do it right :(

By being a warlock.

I disagree. The ones that can actually be done by a human player are fun, especially if they come with profanity-laden commentary of many attempts, but the only way you can possibly pull off the tricks like hitting the 16th pixel of a wall block in order to bounce off it is if you do it practically one frame at a time in an emulator.

Well I have to strongly disagree there good sir. But I respect your view.

Death was vital to continuing.