Honestly unsure as to what I make of this. I'm giving this a theoretical rating of ? stars.

Is she trying to turn herself into Elton John and Courtney Love's illegitimate child?

I can't figure out if she's self-aware enough to know this is awful. 'Course it's not like the plugged in version is good or anything.

annoying stupid whore untalented

i live alone

turrible

Five stars if only for the fact she doesn't know what acoustic means.

I am torn.. no wait, no I'm not.

gee, I wonder if a singer who wears a Kermit the Frog suit and plays "acoustic" songs on a keyboard takes themselves seriously?

For someone who has both a penis and a vagina she isn't bad. Unfortunately I know of no other singers with both a penis and vagina to compare 'her/him' to so she could be totally awful and yet still corner the hermaphroditic market.

But I do like to think that if someone ever told her/him to fuck themselves she/he could retort with "I did last night and it was great!"

I know I would piss people off all the time just to be able to snap back with that comeback if I had both a penis and a vagina.

Unfortunately, I only have a penis, so "The Jerkstore Called..." is sometimes the best I can do.

She's dressed like she's taking Darth Vader to the prom.

ugh

It's like Tori Amos had a series of strokes.

Now I understand the other video.

Piss poor.

I actually like the version of this she did on a Japanese morning show. It was, uh, classier. You know, well played on a real piano, wasn't any screaming, wearing a wig shaped like an elephant, that kind of stuff.

Boring.

Absolutely awful. Unbearable.

Does this count as dickgirl porn?

Wow, despite being a competent musician, this is an insanely horrible song and performance. First of all, 'poker face pa pa pa poker face" has to be among the worst lyrics ever written.

I thought this was Penny Marshall?

How do you wake Lady GaGa up from a nap??
Poker face.

She's mocking you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA