That 2000 shirt looks suspiciously crisp and unfaded for the decade old attire of a bewildered mental health outpatient.

I call bull on this.

He threw the VHS tape... and made a cartoonish imprint. This shit is insane lulz.

"I can't let people in here."

I love this crazy fucker so hard.

I'm surprised the toilet hasn't fallen through the rotten floor while full of poop blocked by the scoop so he can look through the floor and start laughing a la The Money Pit.

Things like load-bearing structures, force distribution, hydraulics, valves, pipes, and other basic construction concepts seem like magic to him.

He applied a thin layer of Bondo to reinforce a collapsing floor.

He can't remove the toilet because it's attached to the wall via a shut-off valve that's there to facilitate removing the toilet.

It's like he was raised in a cave by wolves.

His fucking house is going to be condemned, and there's nothing he can do about it. He's right that he can't even ask a professional to help him.