So, when do they start selling the 5d glasses?

Oh god... five stars, I'd give it six if I had the option! So much calm, condescending craziness. Such incredible lack of knowledge of reality. Sorry, lack of knowledge about the "3D Earth"

Animals know it's time to migrate because they're in tune with the planet's spiritual vibration, eh? Yeah, that whole temperature thing is an illluminati plot!

Why work if there's no money? Oh, I don't know... farming or hunting for food, making houses for shelter, etc. Why do I get the feeling the narrator has a huge trust fund and hasn't had to work a day in his life?

Mom?

I have been exposed to this 2012 nonsense for awhile; like a lot of this stuff it comes in a variety of "flavors" and various individuals add their own little wrinkles and details to said varieties; from fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist wackos to New Age-y babblers, or guys like POE-TV featured Youtube ranter gorilla199 carrying on about Satan's demonic lizardmen from the Planet Nibiru.

A few years ago I had a co-worker who was obsessed with this sort of thing and kept recommending to myself and others various 2012 = End Times type sites. He eventually told me about his own scenario which he believed to be more likely according to his constant research; in 2011 the End Times would start on a day in April, supposedly the 7000th anniversary of the Great Flood. He gave me a 40 character address to some site on a service like Angelfire or Tripod to check out which helped lead him to these conclusions.

Just take quantum mechanics. You can have it. You "holographic universe" guys ruined it for everyone, and we don't want it anymore. It is not worth studying physics if the findings are going to get raped with the twisted-knot-penises of schizophrenia and feelgood-bullshit.

The irony with all this kind of new age crap is that all it does is make me is hateful, wanting to do nothing more than shit it on, literally, put my feces on, their cameras, computes, couches, '84 Toyota Celicas, yoga pants, power crystals, Kashi cereal covered in PLAIN soy milk, everything.

Yeah, I want to escape this shitty fucking reality too, but you can't, because all the fucktards would just follow you, making a new 5D shitty reality. Then you'd be left trying to get to the better 12D reality. It's a losing game.

Fuck you, dude. I'm totally going to be the boss of 5D earth.

"Hey, 5D bitch! Go get me a 5D sandwich!"

Also: http://www.concernedhumanity.net/images/pyramid-of-satan_hierarchy _000.gif