|Hooper_X - 2009-09-21 |
She seems like a nice girl. Weird and a little deluded about how the world works, but nice.
|Aelric - 2009-09-21 |
I'm not voting because I'm not sure how to vote for a youtube decription. On one hold, that is some solid gold crazy, on the other hand, this video was awful and I think it is just a big joke.
Then again, I lost it at 1:06
? Anyone with common sense would look at this video and say it was very creative. It's the misunderstanding of someone different that impacted your comment. I'm used of being called weird, I don't mind that. But calling the video awful? That’s the joke.
|socialist_hentai - 2009-09-21 |
She said in the video description that the lord told her she resembles Cleopatra. She doesn't look very greek to me.
Also: animal lover? or "animal lover"?
|TeenerTot - 2009-09-21 |
" The Lord also had shown me that my being is much like an Elephant in which he was telling me that I'm very intelligent, bold, and majestic ...and I also notice that on a hot day, while I'm drinking water I'll spit some up in the air to cool myself off."
|chumbucket - 2009-09-21 |
this might mean more if she were dead..-1 for using Enya for this
-1? Obviously you never seen a Enya video or else you woulda saw she matched perfectly with my video aNd myself ...Wild Child.
|Screwtape - 2009-09-21 |
5 for the dinosaur shot alone, 5 billion for the rest.
|fluffy - 2009-09-21 |
In case it disappears, here is the description preserved for posterity:
" Hello. My name is Kiya Lisa Marie Thornton(Kiya with a long "I") but a lot of my youtube friends know me as Lisa. I am named after the daughter of two kings, which my first name is named after the daughter of Larry King and my middle name is named after the daughter of Elvis Presley...whom they refer to as "The King". I thought that was touching. I also found out that "Kiya" is Egyptian for "Bird" ^_^
I'm 22, I'm single, I'm still a virgin, I've never been kissed, I haven't even had a boyfriend yet, I've never had an alcoholic beverage, I never smoked, I never used drugs, and I don't swear : S I like to let people know this about me so I can put an end to the myth that "none of my kind" exists anymore.....But here I am! =D
My mom found Jesus when I was around 8 years old and ever since then I've never left him. All through school, kids didn't like being around me because of my ways. They snubbed me because of my Christianity and quit talking to me. So from then I on I became very quiet and closed in. I was known as "the good girl" or "the quiet one" ...which I didn't mind. I never had what you would call a "true friend" or "a friend" for that matter. I always looked to Jesus as being my only friend. He loved me and never left me so I never stopped loving him or denied him, no matter what it cost me.
I love music, nature, animals, the sea, Autumn, and children. I also love to edit myself in pictures to express how I am which you will see in the video. Some places I was actually there and they were not edits...Can you guess which ones they are? : )
I would like to explain myself of my videos about revelations that seem to be causing a stir. I know people are wondering "who the heck does she think she is?" And to tell you the truth ...I don't know. I don't claim myself as a prophetess or anything but I do claim myself as an obedient servant to my Heavenly Father God. And from doing that, he has shown me unbelievable things that have been hidden and he used me to reveal them to people. When I was 17 the Lord told me through my cousin and Minister that I was a "Chosen Vessel", and God said in his word that "all are called but only few are chosen" which I have found a great honor.
Another shocking revelation that I have found out, about myself, is that the Lord told me that I resemble someone that was mentioned throughout history ...and that person is the last Pharoah of Egypt ....Cleopatra. I did NOT want to believe this ridiculous claim believe me. In fact I denied believing it for days when that revelation came to me. But what made me accept that fact was the way the Lord cornered me and made me accept it. See, on my myspace site I named all of my pics a certain title and this was way before my Cleopatra revelation. One of my pics I called "Queen of De'nile" which you will see at 2:56. Days went by as I was still shunning and denying the thought of me resembling her. Then one day, thinking about that thought, I just happened to be looking through my pics and happend to stop it at that particular pic...I couldn't help but to laugh about it. He then crowned me THE QUEEN OF DENIAL(lol). So from then on I accepted that I resembled Cleopatra .........Hmph...so much for Elizabeth Taylor(haha). The Lord also had shown me that my being is much like an Elephant in which he was telling me that I'm very intelligent, bold, and majestic ...and I also notice that on a hot day, while I'm drinking water I'll spit some up in the air to cool myself off...I've been doing that for years and I just now took notice of that recently...that also made me laugh...and disturbed me
He also let me know that when I smile a certain way my mouth resembles a Blue Whale which is the largest creature on the planet. You can really notice it at 1:34. He also compared me to a Tiger and also the Honey Badger who is known for its fearlessness
Another startling discovery I made is finding that not only does Johnny Depp resemble Jesus Christ ...but he also resembles Julius Caesar who also resembled Jesus Christ ...and I have no idea why. I heard of history repeating but ...this is ridiculous XD I've learned that not only do we resemble these people but we also take on their ways, personality, and actions. I read a lot on Cleopatra and I learned that she met Caesar by rolling herself out of a rolled up carpet ...which does sound like something I would do(lol).
Well I'm sure there is a purpose of me resembling such a renown and powerful Queen but until then...I'm your average 22 year old ...who is constantly called a nutcase =D
Well I hope you enjoy my slideshow of the many pics of me that I have done over the passing of time along with my absolute favorite song by Enya entitled "Wild Child" which I call my theme...but I must warn you...I have the eyes of a Tarsier...the stare of an Owl...the grin of the Sphinx...and the smile of the Cheshire Cat...because my smile can be noticed even when I'm turned around 8D
Pictures slideshow animals planets nature sun moon Enya Wild Child Kiya Thornton Rainbow colors Jesus Christ Cross God "
This description changed since then but the idea still there. Hey ...I'm still like the Honey Badger*chomps teeth* ^_-
|wtf japan - 2009-09-21 |
This is a profoundly unhappy person. I want you all to know this before you enjoy yourselves. Believe me, it helps.
God help me, I love crazy chicks.
No I'm quite happy, sir/ma'am, but thanks for caring*grins*
|YakooMarkTwo - 2009-09-21 |
I wonder if she showed this work to her friends. If so, I wonder if they looked at her afterward and said "Before I say anything, the big question of why is still on the table, Kiya."
"I never had what you would call a "true friend" or "a friend" for that matter."
I think she thinks that nobody would ever be a good friend as god is, or a good boyfriend as god is. Basically, in some years, she will either become a nun or go even more crazy and start doing Jesus audio comics where she marries him and they have lots of kids and dinosaur/sharks pets.
I blame the mother for this, she was the one who "met god" when this girl was 8, way to ruin your kid's life.
I showed this to my friends and family and yeah they think I'm weird but they're used of me so ...I havent given them too much of a resason to put me away just yet haha =D
|Toenails - 2009-09-21 |
This was a related video that popped up at the end of the 56-year-old virgin clip that Enjoy submitted a few days ago. As soon as I saw the Moon/Killer Whales/Serial Killer Expression at :16 I knew this had to be submitted. When I clicked on over to her Youtube page, I noticed the description gave LilNiceWolf a run for his money, which pretty much sealed the deal for me right there.
Most of her other videos consist of terrible fan fiction stories set to pictures of Johnny Depp. Although there's a pretty decent one saying that Mr. Depp looks like what Jesus would have looked because Johnny's face resembles a cat (no foolin').
This seriously has been a video that I can view multiple times and find something new to laugh at.
Hmm, Moon/Killer Whale/ Serial Killer expression*makes a face* Thanks for the compliment.
Aren’t you charming. You took a very personal video without permission and put it up a sideshow to show your equally charming friends. Instead of making fun of me why didn’t you just ask what I was all about? And as for my “terrible fan fiction videos” I worked very hard on those just as I worked hard on these pictures I made. You were free to come on my channel and laugh, there was no reason for you to take my video upon yourself for your own amusement.
Since I gave you such a thrill in your circus over the years will you kindly turn me loose now? I deserved to hear these comments for mylsef on my own channel.
|bopeton - 2009-09-21 |
Who has this many photos of herself?
A lot of people take wayyyy more pictures of themself but that's their business.
And what do you have against fighting horses in space and swords?*smirks*
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-09-22 |
"Hey, I saw your video..."
|zerobackup - 2009-09-22 |
We most destroy the Photo Shop so that this will never happen again.
Don't hate me because I'm me ...seriously.
|SilentNight700 - 2011-05-03 |
|FMonk - 2011-05-09 |
I'm stealing your comments!
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