those kids fuckin hate that little cupcake

Holy hells!

The piggy cupcake is my favorite.

This must be retaliation for those lame-ass children's birthday "cakes" made of multiple small cupcakes pushed close together and frosted as one.

Isn't a giant cupcake just a cake?

So much cupcake! UHHHH!

If you feed one of those things to two young kids, then it'd better be to try and give them diabetes. So you can control them by withholding insulin.

Cake Wrecks better reserve some more server space.

I can almost hear the announcer saying "Kill your parents for Satan!" In that silly voice.

Every time an infomercials says "the possibilities are endless" you can be sure that they exhausted all of them in the ad.

Imagine someone sincerely believing that the giant pastries they make will produce that deep THUMP sound every time they are placed on a table.

Imagine them meekly making the noise themselves when they are disappointed.

THUMP.
you are fat.

Cupcakes so big, they almost fill the gaping void in your life! Make cupcakes! Decorate them! Surround them with false cookie friends! Coerce others for cupcake parties! Take photographs for your cupcake memories scrapbook! Carve holes/dongs into them and use them as masturbatory aids because no one will ever love you like a big fucking lump of shaped baked batter could!! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS*


*possibilities severely limited by theoretical applications of cupcakes and cupcake accessories

I just bought 5 to give out as door prizes.

Grandma, stop trying to talk to it...it's not a real clown. No, stop crying Grandma! Stop it.

this isnt

i dont

WHAT

Greg Proops has hit some hard times, I see.

The only way I would eat one of those is if it were decorated like a Smurf house.