The real question is how they scraped the wits together to record and upload a video.
Krystal has her name on her desk in stickers of alternating height.
So does Darrah.
Torn from my nightmares
How the christ can it take six minutes to video tape one fucking room
Why does that 'yay' sound like icepicks in my goddamned ears
Why do their goldfish have people names
So many questions and despite SIX FUCKING MINUTES not a single MOTHERHUMPING ANSWER
I never lived in a shared dorm. I cannot understand how one can be expected to share a single room without barriers with another person. Even when I lived in a dorm, I got my own bedroom, and I was there completely on grants.
I like to imagine that the "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" is some kind of debilitating vocal tic over which these girls have no control. I imagine them trying to give presentations.
"On the other hand YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!, there are some scholars who would disagree YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! Derrida YAAAAAYYYYY!!!, for instance, argued that YAAAAAAAYY OH FUCK IT!!"
They are the only ones who understand each others' pain.