I watched one roadie fight six skinheads at Bogart's in Cincinnati about ten years ago at a Morbid Angel show. He was clobbering those assholes while three of his roadie buddies watched. The fact that this bouncer was black and gay made the whole thing all the sweeter.
I watched a roadie fight a dragon!!! He stood on top of a speeding tour bus and lanced the serpent through it's black heart with a microphone stand. The fact that the roadie was an eskimo bisexual AND a priest made it the most tragic, tragic act of regicide the world has even seen. The band stopped playing only when their slain God's golden crown rolled to a stop and was grabbed by freddy krueger hands which burst from the ground and pulled it back down to hell.
Then this roadie bouncer hybrid stepped up to the Universe and said, "Sort yourself the fuck out" and the Universe put itself back together because it didn't want to get stabbed in the ass cheek.
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