Play him off, Keyboard Bear.

That is the rarest gummi of them all, the gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who were exclusively in the medium of gummi.

fuck the unfunny announcer

At least they didn't do a serious ad, they know their product is stupid and they promote it fittingly.

DASHING AND DARING COURAGEOUS AND CARING

Thank God for this thing. I'm was looking for a more adorable way to induce diabetes.

I want that thing up my butt

This whole vat19.com site is fucking great.

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm

For people who like: animals

Also, in the list of gifts for the 'inner child': drinking game beer coasters. Binge drinking is such a little kids game.

The ambient party DVD is a submission in itself:
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/ambparty.cfm

This makes me uncomfortable about my childhood spent biting the bodies off gummy bears and leaving their heads on toothpicks as a warning to the other ones.

I thought this was just kinda stupid till i realized it is a real ad for a real product. Now I am in love.

Am I the only one who finds that thing mildly disturbing? Like, not on an ethical level or anything, but on an "I am going to be murdered in my sleep by this thing" level.

Also: The world's largest gummi bear is a lot smaller than I expected

Seven yummy pounds of fruit-flavored jellied bone meal!

Drop it into a giant vat of molten Potassium Chlorate.

It's a Gummi Bear of Unusual Size!