i think the difference between a prank and abuse is that some of the humor can be shared by the unwitting participant.

having dogshit splashed on me wouldn't even ellicit the roughest of chuckles

Whammy! Wowie blowie zowie!

I only poured dog shit on you because I love you!

What the hell did I just see?
Jesus christ.

Yeah that's a pretty funny prank, man.

Upcoming pranks: Slashing the neighbors tires, spitting on schoolchildren, and comedic arson.

Hmm. Might be fake, at least I want to believe it is. How horrid.

"what is that?!?!?!"
and he replies "Dog shit babe!" as if she's supposed to go "Oh, what a delightful prank! you're so clever!" and start humping him on the spot with the dogshit dripping all over.

If this done to a cat, the guy would be on jail and ruined by 4chan or whatever by now. But a young woman? MAN DAT SHIT IS HELARRYUS

Wow, this is completely unfunny except for how much this guy fucking sucks.

With this tape in hand I don't think she could ever be convicted for his murder

I thought that this was excellent use of the 'headshot' tag, but it was kind of ruined when he said it out loud.

I hope she comes up with a really clever prank involving his dick and a rusty boxcutter.

This is misogyny to the point of closet homosexual.

"Headshot!"
What a douche.

I'm going to try and comfort myself and believe this is fake.

Because seriously, how could this man have lived long enough to upload this video if it were real?

I hope she castrates him in his sleep.

Well, that went about how I expected.

Please tell me this guy went to jail.

5 stars for the fact that he actually saves his dog shit puree in the fridge (to preserve freshness?).

http://www.break.com/index/worst-nutshot-timing-ever.html

Pretty sure this is the same couple. So it's dog poop versus potentially crippling a dude. Make your own decision.

I hope he dies from an e-coli-poisoned creatine shake. What a piece of shit.