I'm figuring he's one of the first autistic trolls (I could be wrong, maybe autistic trollery has been around for ages and I've just missed it) considering that old news clip of him winning all those video games.

Or maybe he at one point realized what was going on and he decided to roll with the joke, in some illogical attempt to turn the tables.

I've no idea... and I think not knowing is what keeps me interested.

you would probably have to be chris chan levels of autistic to think chris chan was a troll

Time to face the cold hard reality that this man is real.

That really threw me too. Half-man half-woman or did he mean some kind of Centaur like creature?

Maybe half-black half-white to throw off accusations that he's racist? I don't know how his twisted brain works.

She is some kind of dairy product. Possibly a White Russian.

Wait, that isn't a photograph? I thought he was presenting photographic proof of finally achieving his fantasy, like he thought he was presenting us with.

it'd be funny if even his photographs came out looking like that

Chris-chan said he used to watch Sailor Moon to keep himself straight (even though the show has a lesbian couple in the main cast, openly gay villains, and the entire last season focuses on men that transform into super-women to fight.)

I'd better stop channeling Caminante now.

I am hoping that he is found incompetent to stand trial and committed, like he should have been so many years ago. The guy's as nuts as a Batman villain.

That's a not unreasonable Batman story, really. Basically a modern version of that Spider-man story I remember as a kid where the little boy had cancer or whatever, and his Make-A-Wish was to meet Spidey, so Spidey went to his house and told him he was Peter Parker, 'cause fuck it, kid's dying and who's he gonna tell?

Except in this one, Not-Chris-Chan is an autistic Batman fanboy who uses his autistic brain to figure out the best way to meet his hero is to pull off the kind of crime Batman can't ignore.

I think it's more plausible that he'll have his own show on SpikeTV

and a little aroused.

It looks like a disproportional young black man with a curly afro masturbating to Chris Chan having sex with two anime chicks.

So, maybe he's open to boyfriend-free black voyeurs as well?

He seems to be ok with using them as sex objects, nothing more.

He did.

He just showed us a picture he drew of himself and two women and what is possibly a hermaphrodite just to prove that he is straight.

If he is a troll, then I want his dick inside me.

In case you want to explore that further, videos of his dick are available on the Internet.

I'm not a real Chris-Chan fan or expert or nothin', and I think that's why I sill have a hard time believing this isn't an elaborate persona.