5 platinum stars adorned with ivory and precious stones.

a successful spinning-back head kick. that's a first.

A guy dressed in the traditional french-coffee-poet shirt kicks the shit out of some other guy.

I approve.

And he kept right on walking

nible?

There is no justice in this video. Popped-collar douche-hair in the leather jacket needs more than just a net pulled over his head.

Mimes will fuck you up.

Pierre Facekick and Jeanne Claude Van Damme star in:

Karate Frenchmen: Bloodstrike II: Vengeance Legacy Aftermath

Guy poorly throws green net on someone, tries to run away, gets kicked in the face.

Classism ensues.

At the beginning of the video, Jean Claude Van Damme is walking with a friend in a light blue t-shirt. When JCV proceeds to work his magic, his friend instantly (and smartly) decides to walk along pretending not to know the suspect, nonchalantly covering his face with his arm.

la boxe francoise savate.

Why do the uninvolved in non-crime get to kick people in the face in France?

I'm jealous.

oh shit your little joke wasn't as funny as you thought it would be!

Throwing a green net on someone? That's a practical joke in France?

Two guys wearing mime shirts outside of a coffee shop. Throw in a beret, and you've got yourself a deal!

Well. They actually wear those shirts. I did not know that.