It makes Midi sounds!

So it makes one note over and over again? And that note sounds like someone cutting off a tractor-trailer? Yeesh. The stars are for that fascinating creature that shows up at the end.

Hey Mormolyke, your next project is to arrange a Philip Glass piece around this beast. :D

I was introduced to this instrument through Colin Stetson. -2 stars for not sounding like alien throat singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghJ9eNGd-YY

He probably has a tiny dick.

He really needs to join the band that's 4 bass clarinetists who play Black Sabbath songs. Well he's not very good, but someone which a contrabass sax should.

needs a "not getting any" tag

Addam's Family Theme for the win.

Get out of the giant house, you idiot. They'll grind their bones to make their bread, you fucking ass.