In the 80's, all cities were just big landfills of litter.

I must see this movie.

Classic! You can find this movie in those big dvd bins at walmart sometimes.

At the end of this movie Tom Hanks tries to fly off the top of the World Trade Center.

the more d&d players I meet the more I believe these PSAs are necessary and good

Moral: LARPing kills.

THEY ARE MY SPELLS! I GUARD THEM WITH MY LIFE

Best Tom Hanks film ever.

...so many good lines from this movie.

Obviously a fake, he never checked the body for treasure nor did he ask the DM how much XP he got.

Those are the weakest muggers ever. Or they have a high AC rating.

The softcore porn music sprinkled through this scene really made it for me.

It's grand how even the fantasy sword that he wields appear to have come from the Dollar Store.

As great as this is, I can't imagine a D&D game gone wrong. Moreso than usual, I mean.

So D&D is better than karate class for self defense? Is that the point?

Since when do Umber Hulks want to steal your spells?

It was wrong to defend himself.

- 1 because it cuts off the part where Hanks phones his friend back at school and has a blubber-filled tirade.

See, D&D is bad because it will teach children how to defend themselves from muggers and thieves.

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