This needs the "bloody diapers" tag.

The very first shot in this thing is pure terror.

I wonder how the White Castle shirt guy felt about the impromptu back rub from Herr Cheese.

also, "parade of cakes" sounds like the most humiliating experience anyone can have.

fucking soul crushing. It's weird because I've never had a job like this (the closest I came was working at a movie theater for a while) but I feel depressed just thinking about this, especially the PARADE OF CAKES done at least 8 times per customer wave.

It's sad to consider that people are willing to pay money to have their child's birthday catered to by apathetic teenagers.

Yeeaahh, I'll just go back to digging ditches. I didn't need a video to know how to do that and it pays better.

They forgot to give the instructions on how to make your cake by icing a stack of paper plates.

Entertrainment.

Don't forget to break some rules!

But seriously, don't break any rules.

i always hated chucky cheese parties. mostly because the pizza tasted like something left in a ditch, but also because it was a status thing i could never have being one of five kids.

A couple of friends took me to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday a while back. It was Awesome hearing them announce my name over the intercom "And he's turning thirty today! YAAAAY!!!"