Cruel and unusual.

Yes, I'm sure shooting microwaves at people is entirely safe. If we give this to them, cops will in no way abuse it.

I think it's worse because it leaves no physical traces. This is destined to replace waterboarding as an "interrogation" technique.

Also, cops will be zapping restrained suspects just for shits and giggles.

Rapidly skimming Binro's comment somehow made me think it read restraining jugallos, which I think would be an excellent idea.

This may be the very non-lethal weapon that inspires people to just open fire on cops for the fuck of it.

:)

I approve of the rule of law, but not these particular means to enforce it.

Officers of the law are alright in my book. Pig cops are not.

It sounded like he almost trailed off into "motherfucker" there.

I hope this ushers in a new era of protesters constructing suits of armor out of plywood and duct tape

I envisioned protestors marching in a tortoise formation with mattresses for shields.

The "pussy reporter" setting doesn't go through mattresses or plywood. I'm sure the thing goes all the way up to "bake like a potato."

Good news, everyone.

TRUST US, FUCK THOSE SCIENTISTS, THEY JUST WANT TO USE THIS TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE HOT POCKETS AND REHEAT THEIR COFFEE; _WE_ CAN DO SO MUCH MORE!!

It took me five minutes to remember what cartoon character you're quoting, Kingofthenothing.

I see what you did there.

"I SEEN COWS BURNED WORSE'N THAT AND STILL LIVE!"

Or aluminum foil...

http://spiralbound.net/2007/02/07/defeating-the-governments-ac tive-denial-system

Don't tell the aliens that our immunity to melting or exploding on contact with H2O is also a great way to boil us from the outside in.

clearly the appropriate defense is to roll around in talcum then run naked and flailing at the police.

if you choose to scream while doing this, make sure you get plenty of talc in your mouth, don't want them burning up your tongue.