The only picture Chris Chan has of Clyde Cash is one Clyde Cash provided of himself proving that he isn't a virgin like Chris. This picture was of a man in his boxers simulating sex on a man named Matt wearing a Spiderman costume in a dorm room.

I guess that Chris is trying to say that Matt is cheating on him? I don't know either.

That's just it: Chris doesn't seem to understand ANYTHING.

Chris Chan is an ego-maniac idiot, that's all you need to believe.

I don't think ego is all to blame; he's broken, trying to pattern his actions on what he thinks is successful strategy.

Kind of like someone assuming that putting numbers and logos on a car is what makes it go as fast as the ones on NASCAR.

everyone knows that the only way to make your car go faster is to paint flames on the side!

So he's a one-man cargo cult? Christ on a crabstick.

He's the Cat With Hands, trying to assemble enough human parts to one day be a Man.

An entire army of cats with hands would explain the internet quite well.

I might feel bad for him if he wasn't putting so much of himself out there that most people wouldn't readily admit to if they were like that. Chris-chan is in almost perfectly equal parts one of the bravest/most boneheaded people I've heard of in a very long time.

I sometimes still feel bad for his parents, but that's about it, especially when one considers that they both share some of the blame for Chris and this mess.

I hate his folks for not letting his school commit their son so many years back. I can't say what the outcome would have been, but it's hard to see how it could have been worse than this.

OR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos

WEAR A MUSCLE BRA!

Looks like your internet is better than mine.

part of me, part of ME

No, I'M Clyde Cash.

I'M Clyde Cash, and so is my wife!

Chris-Chan or Clyde Cash? Because if you mean the latter, then yes. If you mean the former, you have a lot of video watching and reading to do. Although Chris may seem to be an elaborate troll to the noob eye, he is painfully real.

I've just decided to accept that he's real rather than doing all the homework necessary to confirm or disconfirm it. My world is marginally more interesting with a real Chris Chan in it.

Also, anybody who'd put this much work into a troll honestly has enough mental problems on his own.

There were kids with learning disabilties at my middle school in Kansas who were a lot like Chris-chan. The difference is they were 13. But it wasn't acceptable then.