Duh duh do do do do dooodoooo duh duh.

He's really got Clyde on the ropes now.

uh wow

and check out that hot expression he pulls whilst showin off the goods

REAL MEN WEAR MUSCLE BRAS! (and panties)

Because no one wants to see your horrifying nipples -- er, PECS.

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I was going to say, does he even know -how- to flex, but in one of the later photos, he actually gets a pale upper-arm pimple to pop out.

He has retard strength

If you think he's not faking, or at least completely aware of the ridiculosity and using it in an exaggerated manner to get attention, you're braindead.

Yes, no one wants to see people who are healthy and put effort into maintaining a non Cheeto diet.

What the crap, give this guy his own internet and let him go nuts.

I had to watch this a few times before I realized the music he's trying to mimic is "The Final Countdown."

I love how Chris is unaware that he's acting like a jerk, he has become what he hates the most.

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I stong, like Herkales.

Chris-Chan honestly believes that real life is like the plot to a bad anime.

I have stared at this on and off since it first showed up in the hopper this morning and i still cant tell exactly what im supposed to be seeing in this picture. I see the real picture that has been put in and there is the beach and the ocean. I see legs. but what the fuck is the rest? It appears he is vomiting smoke and has a gray tail.


Is that it? His lack of muscles has lead to smoke vomiting and a tail?

Please oh please oh pretty please a "Chris-Chanukkah" tag for these....?

the scary thing? the internet mocking him is the closest thing he has to a friend. if he stops now, he has nothing.

im glad i dont live in the south anymore, because north carolina is going to have a report on him shooting up some mall one day.

He kind of looks like an obese version of Fred from
Lost Highway, only even more fucked up.